How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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