I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
do herpes really smell.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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