I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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