He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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