i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
