Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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