what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
