Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
