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(248): View more from Michigan

It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now

(248): View more from Michigan

I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!

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I am absolutely hammered

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(225): View more from Louisiana

If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party

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(256): View more from Alabama

every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now

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(773): View more from Illinois

you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays

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(360): View more from Washington

No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.

(1-360): View more from Washington

You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.

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