if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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