Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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