Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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