Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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