I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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