we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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