yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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