hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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