I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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