He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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