I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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