I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I stole a fireplace last night.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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