I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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