seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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