Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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