it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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