You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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