I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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