The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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