I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
jump out the window naked night went bad
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