This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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