so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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