I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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