all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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