you guys were way drunker than both of me
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
There's even glitter on my cock...
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