I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Randomize
