My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
