yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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