Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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