So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The air was thick with penises
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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