i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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