If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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