i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
accomplished twins. life is a go
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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