walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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