Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
