He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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