One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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