i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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