Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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