I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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