WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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