Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Randomize
