her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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