...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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