Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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