Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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